Ok, if people want to get hysterical over a particular date...all very good...I am not going to tell them anymore that Santa Claws is their parents ok. Instead I will use that same mythic mechanism to create my own Global transformation date agenda.
Let it be known all you peoples of the world that on January 13th 2010 every living humanoid will be transmuted into an angel. The heavenly angels will have wings, the everyday angels will permanently glow with kundalini bliss and the lesser angels will sport a perpetual smile.

There is not much prep time for my prediction so you better get working on it. This Wednesday the world will light up like a lightbulb and nobody will ever be the same again.
Most importantly, as of this date Jana will never again talk about how pooy other humanoids are, nor look down on the bizarre and delightful fictions we imagine up. Instead Jana will strive to create ever more bizarre and outrageous fictions herself. As of Anti-poo Wednesday "play" becomes unlicensed and unlimited.